Well the news is in and it appears President Barry is having a grand ole time in the
great state of Florida with his new found friend Tiger Woods. My unnamed private
sources reveal that Tiger shared his private black book of women’s phone numbers
with the chief. Also reported that one grounds keeper kept complaining of all the
trash out on the golf course.
I don’t know if the grounds keeper was referring to the President and his allies or
Tiger and his crew or the whole bunch over all. When my unnamed private source
asked the grounds keeper to clarify his remarks he replied, “No Comprende”.