I think the number one concern in America today is gun abuse. Many
law makers are rushing to submit their new regulations to stop these
metal objects in their tracks. I am therefore going to suggest here
some simple matters that may help ease this gun abuse problem.
Unlock these metal humans. Unchain these helpless creatures. Get them
out of those locked cabinets and trunks. Let them breathe fresh air again.
If liberal tyranny approaches let these human metal arms
fire off at the mouth. Don’t stand in their way. You have no human control
over them. They have a mind of their own. They will do what
they want to do.
After all, guns are real animate objects………aren’t they?