Posts Tagged: right wing blogs

Lady Raped By US House Members

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There has been a series of rapes committed by several members of the United States Congress. Many GOP members along with liberals have been caught savagely and repeatedly raping Lady Liberty then laughing at her through out the halls of Congress. These brutal assaults have diminished almost all of her muscles in her right arm….
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One Toke Over The Line

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Well the great messiah will be visiting the foggy mountain state shortly.  Folks in Colorweedo are busy rolling out the green grass carpet to welcome his arrival while hobbits are scurrying around to find safe places to hide their weapons. According to records Obama will have visited Colorweedo more than any other President in history. One of his…
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Two Unions We Could Do Without

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Just recently I discovered that Washington has had an increase in union membership. I am for cutting cost wherever  we can to try to get our government spending under control. I thought I would dive into the various government unions and see if there was a couple we could get rid of. I found problems with the Sharp…
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Stop The Gun Abuse

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I think the number one concern in America today is gun abuse. Many law makers are rushing to submit their new regulations to stop these metal objects in their tracks. I am therefore going to suggest here some simple matters that may help ease this gun abuse problem. Unlock these metal humans. Unchain these helpless…
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Best Overall Look at the Academy Awards

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I was asked to do an article on who had the Best Overall Looks at the recent Academy Awards. I must first confess that I was watching some gore on the new Al Jazeera American TV station and didn’t get a chance to see all the humble actors and actresses in their modest attire. I must…
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Website For Convicted Journalists

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I have searched all over the internet and could not find a website dedicated to protecting the civilians of this great country from the convicted News Molesters. We have organizations and websites to help our citizens combat all sorts of evil except News Molesters. It appears this crime is spreading rapidly not only in the…
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What The Hell Is MSM?

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I noticed on the Al Gore internet a lot of articles and tweets on twitter refer to MSM. Being of sound mind and body, well at least sound mind, I began to do some research on the matter. After digging through thousands of articles and long hours of research it appears their is three distinct…
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Florida Golf Courses Full of Trash

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Well the news is in and it appears President Barry is having a grand ole time in the great state of Florida with his new found friend Tiger Woods. My unnamed private sources reveal that Tiger shared his private black book of women’s phone numbers with the chief. Also reported that one grounds keeper kept…
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Global Warming Causes Hemorrhoids

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Just recently CNN reported that global warming causes hemorrhoids or was it asteroids? I think you all can agree with me here that asteroids can be a pain in the ass also. I have noticed over the past couple winter months that my hemorrhoids have gotten bigger and it has been rather a mild winter…
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Update On The USA

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Well I have been doing some updates on what is going on in this Republic within the last several months. Lots of changes have taken place. We had the attack on Benghazi which I think started with a fart or someone farted during a video or something like that. Then we have new gay and…
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